December 2011
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DEAR DIARY
JUST REMEMBERED THAT OSKAR SCHELL IS THE DUDE FROM JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER’S SHIT BOOK AND I HATED HIM INDEPENDENTLY OF THIS KNOWLEDGE BUTTERFLIES THAT HAVE DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES WTF
KARMA
ALSO WENT SHOPPING MADE THE GIRL AT SUPERETTE ALMOST CRY CAUSE SHE A BITCH THEN ACCIDENTALLY SPENT ENOUGH MONEY IN WORLD TO FEED MYSELF FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS
ALSO GOING SHOPPING WITH YOUR MUM WHEN REALLY DRUNK IS SO DANGEROUS
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I can’t remember where I left myself logged in but that’s some sweet nonconsensual postage.
How do lesbians have sex?
do they not realise hpw gross vaginas are? it’s like the toothless mouth of an old man. and what about the fat ones? chola
Yeah i dunno i guess i'm just better looking than you.
Sexy can I?
“It is no surprise to me that hardly anyone tells the truth about how they feel. The smart ones keep themselves to themselves for good reason. Why would you want to tell anyone anything that’s dear to you? Even when you like them and want nothing more than to be closer than close to them? It’s so painful to be next to someone you feel strongly about and know you can’t say the things you want to.”
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Henry Rollins (via opium-tea)
Henry be mine.
(via darcywhore)
Don’t validate the worst parts of my personality please
Last night I dreamt, like, I was in a weird episode of Doctor Who except it was real lucid and sort of awesome.
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ANOTHER BJÖRK REMIX
i actually made two more since “undo”
but i can only post this one cuz of limits and stuff,
so here, “Moon”
definitely a different kind of vibe
As American as Apple Pie | Culture | Vanity Fair →
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THE HISTORY OF THE BLOWJOB
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I got into the IIML Nonfiction course next year.
Bit chuffies.
But now I have to write about real life. ughghhgg
bitches better show up 2 dis mofvuicking pot luck 2mrrw
bakin a fukin cake dere is so much fukin creem involve do u no how hard it is fo me 2 bake i dont got pashitence for mesurring flower and sugars an eggs and shits!~!!!!! come onn dius is for pussyfags ui no what i mean all dis pantsy bakin shit i dont got time for no moftheerfucking WAXED BAKiNG SHEETS!!!
