July 2010
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the...
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental...
Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - The Landover... →
“Snaketail what art thou doing?” called Voldemort. Then…… he started coming! We...”
Hng. →
This is basically dead.
Hang on!
Are crushes all different now because URSULA AINT ON MINE AND THAT’S RETARDATED.
My Mum's Sense of Humour
Mum: Guess what?
Me: What.
Mum: My MRI scan came back clean! Still no tumour. (Pause) Ha ha.
Me: What?
Mum: You're gonna be broke next year, since you're not getting my will money.
“I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.”
– Salvador Dali (via four-in-the-morning)
ursula: How can people tell others to be mature... →
theregoesmygun:
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Yeah, it’s really fucking funny how people are sharing her home address and phone number, prank calling her, threatening to rape her. But that’s what she wants, right? She’s asking for it. Because everyone knows that any female exhibiting herself in any way is ‘asking for…
Ursula I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you.
socratesphilosophies-deactivate asked: http://www.prisonerlife.com/page_personals.cfm?MemberID=148
Today
I auditioned for a theatre company and got in.
Went to the school’s motherfucking role-playing club. It was awesome.
Had a really quite good rehearsal. I’m not a totally crap director. Yus.
A GOOD DAY.
theregoesmygun asked: Where in Britain did you live?
Just a-wondering...
Just a-wondering...
England is the home of Spotted Dick.
theregoesmygun:
selenography:
Let’s not start heralding it’s culinary prowess now.
It’s really quite tasty.
I’m not sure that it matters.
England is the home of Spotted Dick.
Let’s not start heralding it’s culinary prowess now.
I WAS BORN IN CHRISTCHURCH, BITCH.
My opinions on cereals are well valid.
socratesphilosophies-deactivate asked: I hope you're actually British and I haven't just assumed that from your good taste.
One of CdG’s unisex perfumes has “notes of oxygen, flash of metal, washing drying in the wind, mineral carbon, sand dunes, nail polish, cellulose, pure air of the high mountains, burnt rubber and flaming rock.”
That lynx advert with the hundreds of girls in...
childhoodgames:
Also,
BITCH I’M GAY, I DON’T WANT GIRLS RUNNING AT ME. MAKE SOME HOMO-FRIENDLY ADS.
I had this in conversation form with my sister. Like, verbatim.
Stop stalking me, jeez.
hahawow-what asked: I love your blog.
I AM READING MY BLOG
IT IS THE BLOG OF A VERY BORING PERSON.
NO GUYS
I’M NOT RETARDED HONESTLY.
My blog is just crap.
I love Wellington.
No, really. Everyone should move here. Except they shouldn’t because then I’d have to share.
I’ve travelled an obscene amount for someone my age, but Wellington is so super.
I don’t know why I’m saying this. I felt like I had to.
I just feel like a tit now.
Yeah.
I'M HOME
and it’s fucking freezing. Fuckity fuck.
We're doing Cosi
and I’m playing Doug. I love doing Australian accents but holy fuck it’s hard not to slide into Kath & Kim territory.
Off to Fiji tommorow.
fuck you School.
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They're not going to mine the national parks!
four-in-the-morning:
I’ve decided. For my last course I’m doing Gender and Women’s Studies over Japanese.
This may have been the result of me thinking, “Who else takes this course?” and realizing it was a fight: Wannabe Asians & Anime Lovers vs. Sensitive New Age Guys & Politically Minded Lesbians.
You should read this.
I have a formspring. →
It’s name is Gerald.
